I am the neighborhood cannabis dealer

In any other neighborhood I would get a fine for having a big boat in my front yard, but I don’t have to worry about that

When it was time to buy a house, and specifically selected an area that did not have an HOA. An HOA, or Home Owners Association, is a truly horrible concept that has spread like wildfire across the country. Basically it means there is a group of people in charge of the neighborhood who are allowed to enforce. Why would anyone want their neighbors to tell them how they can manage their own home? My neighborhood is a little wild, I guess, but I like it that way. I keep my old boat in the front yard, as a place to hang out, drink beer, and smoke cannabis. Once upon a time I planned on fixing up the hull of this boat, but now I just use it as a place to stash my cannabis supply. I always keep several pounds of marijuana on hand, so the boat is a good way to keep it out of the house where my dogs can’t mess with it. I also sell a little bit of cannabis from time to time, as a way to make ends meet. In any other neighborhood I would get a fine for having a big boat in my front yard, but I don’t have to worry about that. Most of my neighbors buy cannabis from me, so no one is going to rat me out to the cops, either. This part of the country is behind the times when it comes to legal cannabis, so I have to fill that void and give the community what it needs.

 

 

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