My aunt Bessie has one of those three wheeled bicycles you see old folks cruising around on sometimes.
She lives right near the beach in a cute little retirement community of about five thousand senior citizens.
This place is like it’s own little town, with shops, a post office, even a movie theater. Aunt Bessie thought she was going there to die, but with a little help from me she is having the time of her life! She and I hatched a little plan to help out her friends, and make a nice little profit at the same time. Now when she pedals her three wheeled bike around town, she is working as a cannabis delivery driver, making stops to a lot of people who can’t get out and about anymore. Part of me thinks that the old folks home is sort of like high school, where popularity matters, because Bessie has been so healthy and happy since she started weed delivery. She gets a lot more exercise, spends time in the sun, talks to dozens of people a day, and has full access to all the weed products she wants! To be clear, this is not a typical system of profit sharing, Bessie just gets the cannabis products from me at my cost, and all profits she makes she gets to keep. It isn’t my plan to use this old lady as a cannabis delivery mule to make money off of her, this is something I am doing to help her. I really should take a cut, though, because she is making a killing!