If you haven’t sussed it out yet, I am a immense proponent of smoking medical marijuana.
Being a Mall Santa has some nice perks to it that you wouldn’t believe. Okay, so I will keep everything clean and PG Rated in this post, however I have to tell you there is a wicked dark side to the life of a Mall Santa. I am not a very aged man, just so you know. I am only 40, which makes me 1 of the younger Santas in this area. Once I dye my beard white & put on the outfit I look perfect, however normally my mustache and beard are dark brown. Anyway, I get a lot of dates from single moms who want to take a roll in the hay with Santa. This is great, especially when there is drinking or cannabis involved. Some days I go back to my apartment alone from the shopping mall, however several times I smoke my medical cannabis in the car as I drive to some single mom’s house. If you haven’t sussed it out yet, I am a immense proponent of smoking medical marijuana. In general I never mess with real drugs, because it would impact my work, however I usually smoke medical cannabis several times each day. Whenever Santa is “on a break” from the shopping mall SantaLand, he can be found out in the parking lot smoking medical cannabis; For those long stretches of work when there is an endless line of youngsters I will switch over the cannabis gummies so that I won’t accidentally sober up for a few minutes. I like youngsters well enough, however without some medical marijuana in my system I like them a whole lot less. For Santa to be blissful, he needs medical cannabis.