Last time I went to the medical and recreational marijuana dispensary, I let the budtender talk me into buying a new product.
She was cute and she was trying to meet her sales quota.
I purchased the $50 tincture. The product came in a variety of flavors, like grape, lemon, orange, and pineapple. Grape is one of my favorites, so I thought that would be an excellent choice. The budtender suggested mixing the tincture with water or some type of lemon-lime soda. I stopped at the convenience store on my way back to the apartment to buy a 2 Liter of pop. I purchased a lemon lime flavor that I thought would go nicely with the grape flavored tincture. The teacher was a lot sicker than I expected it to be. I tried to take a small sip out of the jar before mixing it with pop. It was extremely sweet and the flavor wasn’t appealing at all. I mixed a shot glass full of tincture with 12 oz of soda. I mixed up the tincture with the soda, but the tincture sat on the bottom of the glass because it was thicker than the soda pop. I had to close my nose and chug the drink in order to get it to go down. It was not an enjoyable experience at all. I went to the dispensary the next day with a bottle of tincture in my hand. The budtender that sold it to me was not there, but I told the manager that I was very unhappy with the product and I asked if I could get my money back.