That means I need high octane medical cannabis, of the sativa variety.
According to my healthcare worker Ed, I don’t have a medical condition that necessitates my use of cannabis. I believe that Doctor Ed is full of crap, because I desperately need a prescription for this stuff, & Ed won’t provide it to me. Doc Ed says that it should be reserved for cancer patients, or people with glaucoma; What Doctor Ed doesn’t understand is that I am suffering from the worst of all illnesses for a guy like me – writer’s block. You see, I have a crippling writer’s block, & I need to move past it so I can finish my writing assignments for the week. That means I need high octane medical cannabis, of the sativa variety. The sativa strains of medical marijuana are just what I need to keep my productivity very high & my creativity at its peak. Indica strains of medical cannabis tend to make me feel fatigued, & I want to kneel down to watch cable for a few hours! Sativa strains of medical cannabis always have quite the opposite effect, & make me sharp & focused. If Dr. Ed won’t do the right thing & prescribe medical cannabis for me, I am going to have to get creative, my cousins shop at the cannabis dispensary, so I can spend my money with them to option up a few extra grams for me… However I need a permanent solution as well, so if Doctor Ed won’t hook me up with medical cannabis perhaps I can find a more liberal healthcare pro? I need to do some research online & find out which of the local healthcare workers are more permissive with prescriptions for medical cannabis.