According to my local healthcare expert Dr. Dave, I don’t have a medical condition that necessitates my use of cannabis. I know Doctor Dave is a jerk, because I desperately need a prescription for this stuff, and he won’t provide it to me, then Dr. Dave says that it should be reserved for cancer patients, or people with glaucoma… What the good Doc doesn’t understand is that I am suffering from the worst of all conditions for a guy like me – wicked writer’s block. I have a crippling case of writer’s block, and I need to get past it so I can finish my writing assignments for the week. That means I need to find medical cannabis, of the sativa variety. The sativa strains of medical marijuana are the best to keep my productivity high and my creativity at its peak. Indica strains of medical cannabis seem to make me tired, and I want to kneel down to watch cable for a couple of hours, but sativa strains of medical cannabis have quite the opposite effect, and keep me sharp and focused. If my healthcare expert won’t do the right thing and prescribe medical cannabis for me, I will have to get creative, then my cousin Mark shops at the cannabis dispensary, so I can spend money on him for a chance to get a few extra grams for me, however I need a permanent solution as well, so if Doctor Dave won’t hook me up with medical cannabis perhaps I can find a more liberal healthcare provider? I need to do some research and find out which local healthcare experts are more permissive with writing prescriptions for medical cannabis.